Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:	Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup:	Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash:	1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:	1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God:	1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mph:	Knot-furlong
365 days of drinking low-calorie beer: ( because it's less filling )	1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:	1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine:	1 semicolon
1000 aches:	1 kilohurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis:	1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes:	A straight line.
453.6 graham crackers:	1 pound cake
1 million microphones:	1 megaphone
1 million bicycles:	2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds:	two kilomockingbirds
10 cards:	1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs:	1 Fig Newton
1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks:	1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish:	1 microfiche
1 trillion pins:	1 terrapin
10 rations:	1 decoration
100 rations:	1 C-ration
2 monograms:	1 diagram
8 nickels:	2 paradigms
3 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:	1 I.V. League