A little boy opened the big fmily bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old
pages. Suddenly something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it closely.
What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed between the pages. "Mamma, look what I
found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?", his mother asked. With
astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered "I think it's Adam's clothes!"
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom
of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around
to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl
who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like.
" Without missing a beat, or looking up from the drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
THREE LITTLE PIGS
My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy
tales at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often
ad-libs parts of the stories for fun.
One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class
and the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying
to acquire building materials for his home.
She said, "And so the pig went up to the man with a
wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir,
but might I have some of that straw with which to build my
house?"
Then the teacher asked the class, "And what do you
think that man said?"
My friend's son raised his hand and said,
"I know! I know! He said 'Holy smokes! A talking
pig!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10
minutes.
... at school | in Sunday school
1970