• Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
• The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it is still on my list.
• Since light travels faster than sound,
         some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• If I agree with you, we’d both be wrong.
• We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
• War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
         Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
• To steal ideas from one person is 
   To steal from many is research.
• I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
• In filling out an application, where it says ,’In case of Emergency, Notify:
     ’ I put ‘DOCTOR’.
• Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
    with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
• You do not need a parachute to skydive.
    You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
• I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
• To be sure of hitting the target,
           shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
• Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than
    standing in the garage makes you a car.


Hope these made you laugh or smile¿ A smile Starts a Smile!  ¿:)