Q. "Which travels faster, heat or cold?
A. "Heat. Just about anybody can catch a cold!"

Q. "If you stood with your back to the north and your face to the south, what would you have on your left hand?
A. "Fingers! :)"

Q. "What is the meaning of the word illegal?
A. "It's a big, sick bird."

Q. "What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. "Smiles,Because there is a mile between the first and last letter!"

Q. "What did Paul Revere say when he finished his famous ride?
A. "Whoa!"