Strict, unbending rules
for dealing with stray kats
from the Mailbag of lazyT..
Note to Dawgs: If n u can read.. sub cat for Dawg
1. Stray cats will not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food
moistened with a little milk.
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food
moistened with a little milk, and yummy leftover fish scraps.
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house
their permanent residence.
6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up
and cuddled unnecessarily
7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up
and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name.
8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed
inside the house at any time.
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house
except at certain times.
10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house
except on days ending in "y"
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