Life BEFORE the Computer: An application was for employment, a program was a TV show, a cursor used profanity, a keyboard was on a piano. Memory was something that you lost with age, a CD was a bank account, and if you had a 3.5" floppy, you hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to the garbage, not a file, and if you unzipped anything in public-- You'd be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to the fire, a hard drive was a long trip on the road, a mouse pad was where a mouse lived, and a backup happened to your commode! Cut - you did with a pocket knife, paste - you did with glue, a web was a spider's home, and a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, but when it happens they wish they were dead! unkown