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![]() ![]() Texas Edition of Windows 98
Notice from Microsoft: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Texas Edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside of Texas. If you have one of the Texas Editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Texas Edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS98 with a background picture of the Alamo superimposed on the Texas flag. It is shipped with a Leann Rimes screen saver. Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse. My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption. Dialup Networking is called Good Ol Boys. Control Panel is known as the Dashboard. Hard Drive is referred to as Wheel Drive. Floppies are Them Little Ol' Plastic Disc Thangs. Other features: Instead of an Error Message you get a Winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. Terminology: ats aww-right = OK you betja = Cancel aw shoot = Reset shore = Yes Naaa = No hunt-fer it = Find over yonder = Go to back yonder = Back hep me out here = Help ternit off = Stop crank it up = Start sittins = Settings stuff that does stuff = Programs stuffs I done = Documents Also note that Winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Texas Edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
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