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(Guess Chihuahua jokes are hot now.. *smiles*)
from cHUCK:
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog
are in a doggie dinner when a good looking female Collie
comes up to them and says,
"Whoever can say liver and cheese in a
sentence can have a date with me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese".
The Collie says, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."
She says, "That's not creative."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . .
cheese mine."
Thanks for this one Andrea:
There were two buddies walkin their dogs, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with
a Chihuahua.
The guy with the Doberman says to his friend, "Let's go over to
that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs
with us."
The bud with Doberman says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher
puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. The bouncer
at the door says, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman says, "You don't understand. This is
my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good and protect me
from robbers, too."
The man at the door says, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a
pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the bouncer
says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my
seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua??? Those idiots gave me a
Chihuahua?!"
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