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A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew as being an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes had a few specks on 'em.
"Were these dishes washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the plate.
She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them".
He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes.
When dinner was over, the hostess sat the dishes at the back door, whistled, "Here Soap! Here Water!"

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