If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color..
.. do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock,
how did they know what time to set it to?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?