To your good health.
  It is well documented that for every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at 85 years old, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.

Additional readers thoughts on exercise:

 My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't have
any idea where she is.

 I joined a health club last year, spent 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. You must have to show up.

 I have to exercise early in the morning before
my brain figures out  what I'm doing.

 If God meant for us to touch our toes... 
...He would have put them further up on our body.

 I like long walks, especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

 I have flabby thighs, fortunately my stomach
covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day...
 ... you die healthier.

 If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

Don't jog. The ice jumps right out of the glass.

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