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Submitted by: Bobby Hutto, August 31, 2015 ·
Asking the children in my Sunday School class,
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was "NO!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to Heaven?"
In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted full-blast, "You gotta be dead!"
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"God is Watching"
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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