September 15, 2008
Christian  One Liners

Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember,
 Moses started out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited..
 until you try to sit in their  pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
 but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end,
 you'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
 the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation..
 it bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;
 if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a better  pastor,
 it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.
 So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete,
 thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people change churches;
what difference does it make from which one you stay home?

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A lot of church members, who are singing
 "Standing on the Promises" ,
are just sitting on the  premises.

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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

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