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September 15, 2008
Christian  One Liners, continued
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Be  ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
 "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us
 is never as great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God
 will not protect you.

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We don't change the message, the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to...
discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation I have ever see:

1 cross + 3 nails = 4  given.


Scripture: Ephesians 5:19 speaking to one another in psalms and
hymns and spiritial songs, singing and making melody with your heart to the Lord Romans 10:13 for 'WHOEVER WILL CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD WILL BE SAVED.'

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