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THE LORD'S BASEBALL GAME

  Freddy and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game.
The Lord's team was playing Satan's team.

The Lord's team was at bat,  score  tied zero to zero,
and it was the bottom of the 9th inning with two outs.
They continued to watch as a batter stepped up to the
plate named 'Love.'

Love swung at the first pitch and hit a single, because
 'Love never fails.'

The next batter was named Faith, who also got a single
because Faith works with Love.

The next batter up was named Godly Wisdom.
 Satan wound up and threw the first pitch.

Godly Wisdom looked it over and let it pass: Ball one.
Three more pitches and Godly Wisdom walked because he
 never swings at what Satan throws.

The bases were now loaded. The Lord then turned to
Freddy and told him He was now going to bring in His
star player. Up to the plate stepped Grace.
Freddy said, 'He sure doesn't look like much!'

Satan's whole team relaxed when they saw Grace.
Thinking he had won the game, Satan wound up and fired
his first pitch.
To the shock of everyone, Grace hit the ball harder than
anyone had ever seen!
 But Satan was not worried; his center fielder let very
 few get by.

He went up for the ball, it went right through his glove,
hit him on the head and sent him crashing on the ground;
the roaring crowds went wild as the ball continued over
the fence . . for a home run!

The Lord's team won!

The Lord asked Freddy if he knew why Love, Faith and Godly
 Wisdom could get on base but couldn't win the game.
 Freddy answered that he didn't know why.

The Lord explained, 'If your love, faith and wisdom had won
the game, you would think you had done it by yourself.
Love, Faith and Wisdom will get you on base but only
 My Grace can get you Home:

Ephesians 2:8-9
'For by Grace are you saved, it is a gift of God;
 not of works,
 lest any man should boast.'

Psalm 84:11,
'For the Lord God is a sun and shield; the Lord will
 give grace and glory; no good thing will He withhold
 from those who walk uprightly.'


Scripture: Ephesians 5:19 speaking to one another in psalms and
hymns and spiritial songs, singing and making melody with your heart to the Lord Romans 10:13 for 'WHOEVER WILL CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD WILL BE SAVED.'

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